A customer walked into the store the other day with her little poochie. He was precious, fluffy, and smelling good. His mom told me his name is Bandit and he was just groomed yesterday. Boy, he really smelled good. Ya know how they say sights and smells can spark memories, well this reminded me of the time I came home to an intruder in my house!
My house was a wreck from a weekend of our own dog grooming session. With three dogs in the house, it gets hairy. All get baths and one is shaved. It is an ordeal, to say the least, since none of them like baths. What am I saying? They hate water. If it is raining or snowing you can forget about going out for any reason. This makes life hard when bathing them but it is an awesome correction tool. Water in a spray bottle and a firm no makes them sit up and take notice.
Fortunately for us, the weekend we all dreaded was behind us and my babies were clean and smelling good. My house did not fair as well. Morning comes early in my house and time waits for no man, eer,woman. We bid goodbye to the pooches, the messy house and left early for work. Around 11:00 I became ill with a stomach virus and had to come home.
I drove up the drive and hit the garage door opener but nothing happened. It had rained earlier in the day and I figured it knocked out the electricity. The only way to get into the house is through the garage. We don’t have keys for the house; however, we do have a small –let me stress that again– a small dog door in the back. I would have to use it to get in. No worries I have done this before with no problems.
I stick my head in, so far so good. My shoulders go in one at a time. Hmmm, I had not remembered it being so small. Let’s not discuss all the weight I have gained since I last tried this. I then wiggled my top half all the way in. OH MY! It was really getting tight. That is when I realized I still had one arm at my side. I would have to back out and start over. One problem, I was stuck. Really stuck. I laid there for a minute wondering what to do. The house was quiet. Hey wait, THE HOUSE WAS QUIET. My dogs were not in the house. I could not imagine what was going on. Adrenaline started pumping and I jerked myself right out of the hole and started over. It is all a blur now but somehow I got in.
It was Tommy Hilfiger, well, it was his cologne sitting on the sink. NO ONE IN THIS HOUSE WEARS COLOGNE! Wait, wait just a minute, upon further inspection I saw it was really a bottle of Timmy Holedigger Dog Cologne!! Son had bought and sprayed Jeff with it that morning before he left.
Oh and about my house being in shambles, it was the mess that we did not have time to clean up. I guess in all the excitement I did not recognize my own mess.
Thanks everyone for the pep talk from the earlier post that I have now removed. You have no idea how much you all helped me. Much love and peace sent your way.